My GiantJuly19 entry.  Author Notes at bottom.


I came here to get away from humans.

The island was perfect, well-forested and well north of the trade currents.  I had built a cabin and learned the local fisheries.  I had even cultivated some elderberries.  It was too good to last.

Many moons ago, a whaling ship had sent a shore party in search of water and game, and they spotted me well before I noticed the ship.  I didn’t even try to catch them and they escaped in their little boat.  They must have made it home because the embassy sloop arrived not too long thereafter.

Theodoric, King of Vestermark (I had never heard of either, but whatever) desired my friendship, they said, and to secure the treaty he offered the hand of his firstborn daughter in marriage.  Apparently they took me for some sort of dragon.  I tried to wriggle out of the marriage by claiming that “my people” never marry without a long courtship first, and I presumed that they wouldn’t care for me to call upon the princess at her home.  However, they had among them a clever fellow who proposed that the princess stay on the island with me during the courtship.  Desperate to avoid further swarms of humans on my island, I agreed.

The sloop returned at the end of the autumn sturgeon.  Meeting them at the beach, I could see that the launch carried fewer humans than the previous envoy.  Aside from the oarsmen, there were only three:  the ambassador who originally proposed this farce, and two women cloaked in furs.  There were also a half-dozen chests in the boat.  Gold?  What was I going to do with human coin up here?  Attract thieves, that’s what.

As the launch touched shore, I got down on one knee so that I could hear them better.  The ambassador preceded the ladies, helping them both step onto the dry sand.  Then he bowed deeply to me and said, “My sovereign lord, I am mortified to acknowledge that at our last parley I neglected to ask Your Immensity’s name.”

Never occurred to me to give it, either.  No human has ever called me by my name.  But if this “courtship” was actually going to happen, I supposed I had better get used to it.  In my most delicate voice I said, “My name is Gorj.”

The ambassador nodded and recovered his smile.  “My Giant Lord Gorj,” he said with professional fluency, “may I present Her Royal Highness, Princess Valeria of the House Adalring.”  The slimmer of the two women stepped forward, threw back the hood of her sailing cloak to reveal a swirl of orange-red hair, and curtseyed.

“Delighted,” I said, hoping that was appropriate.

“It is I who am delighted,” she chirped, “and honored to make your enormous acquaintance.”

I must have smiled because the little ambassador got all smug and unctuous.  “And this,” he said gesturing to the other woman, “is Lady Elisabetta, cousin to the King.”  She also stepped forward and curtseyed, but she kept her hood in place.

“Just how many of your women do I have to marry?” I asked.

I couldn’t see much of Elisabetta’s face, but I could tell I had offended her.  “I am chaperone to Her Royal Highness for this…courtship,” she said.

“That’s, uh,” I muttered, “that’s not how my people do this.”

“It’s how our people do it!” shrilled Elisabetta.  The ambassador tried to intervene, but she wasn’t having it.  “Despite your absurd size,” she continued, “yours is not the only country party to this treaty.  I am here to vouchsafe the Princess’s honor.”

I hadn’t the faintest clue what she was on about, and I didn’t care.  All I knew was that my knee hurt from kneeling on the sand.  “Okay, fine,” I said, grabbing Valeria with my left hand and Elisabetta with my right, silencing their protests as I enclosed them in my fists.

I stood up and addressed the ambassador, gesturing towards the chests that the oarsmen were unloading, “You can keep the gold.  Or split it up among yourselves.  I won’t tell.”

“I beg your colossal pardon, Lord Gorj,” he flustered, “but that is the Princess’s luggage.”

Oy.  “Of course,” I said.  Elisabetta shrieked as I transferred her to my left hand, then collected the chests with my right.

“My Lord Gorj,” squeaked the ambassador.

“What?” I snapped.

The little functionary bowed obsequiously, but he remained undaunted.   “How long do you estimate your courtship of the Princess will last?” he asked.  “Shall we tarry here or shall we go and return at a time of your choosing?”

I hadn’t thought about it, of course.  I looked at my left fist, where the human women still squirmed in my grasp.  This had already gotten out of control.  I tried not to shrug as I said, “Come back in three months.”

Elisabetta buzzed her indignation in my fist.  The ambassador didn’t flinch.  “Very well, my Lord,” he said, doffing his hat and sweeping the sand with it as he bowed low.  “Until the Spring.  On behalf of King Theodoric and all his subjects, I wish you and the Princess a decorous and joyful congress.  May we return to happy tidings.”

“Uh, thank you.”  I nodded and turned to hike back to my cabin.

Entering my home, for the first time ever it appeared to be…cluttered?  Untidy?  Grimy, even?  My right fist still clutching the tiny chests, I swept my right wrist and arm over the surface of my table before gently setting my left fist down and releasing the human women onto the tabletop.  I spilled the chests out of my hand next to them before turning away to add a tree to the fire and pump the bellows.

I realized I probably should have washed my hands before going down to the beach, so I went to the basin to wash both my hands and my face.  By the time I had returned to the table, the women had shed their cloaks.  Valeria was looking for something in one of the chests, while Elisabetta stood looking up at me with her hands clasped in front of her.

“My Lord Gorj,” she said, “in the future the Princess and I will thank you not to handle us without warning or permission.”

“Sorry,” I said.  “And, uh, you don’t have to call me ‘Lord’.”

“You are sovereign on this island, are you not?”

“I suppose.”

“Then you hold the rank of Lord.  Protocol is here to remind us of our place.”

“In your case, on my kitchen table.”

Elisabetta accepted the tease with the slightest inclination of her head.  I could see now that she was a bit taller than Valeria, and certainly curvier.  Her hair was more under control, and it looked blonde.

“My Princess and I are quite fatigued from the long voyage,” she said.  “Where may we make our toilet?”

The full weight of what I had let myself in for hit me like an iceberg colliding with my chest.  I should have moved on as soon as I saw the whalers fleeing.  Valeria was now standing attentively next to Elisabetta, a kind smile on her tiny face.

“Tomorrow I will build a cabin for you both,” I said, “along with a privy.”

“My Lord Gorj,” said Elisabetta, “do you expect us to haul our own water and firewood?”

Yeah, they weren’t going to make it through the winter in a cottage outside by themselves.  I was going to have to build them something in here.  With their permission, I carried the little ladies to my wash basin to do what they needed to do while I stepped outside to fashion temporary lodgings for them.

Once they were situated with a modicum of comfort and privacy, I served my guests from my larder: dried salmon and elderberry wine.

“So, Princess,” I began awkwardly, “was it a pleasant voyage?”

“You may call me Valeria,” she said.  “May I call you Gorj?”  Elisabetta set her cutlery down noisily.

“Sure,” I said, exhaling.

“All sea voyages are dreadful,” continued Valeria, “but we endured because of our desire to meet you.”  She leaned her head to one side and smiled, her eyes twinkling.

“Is that so?”

“Indeed.  After the embassy returned and described both your reach and your eloquence, I have thought of little else.”

I blinked.  I had heard many a lie issue from human mouths, but I was disarmed by Valeria’s ardor.  I reached for her, and both women stood up, Elisabetta in alarm and Valeria in eagerness.  I curled my hand around Valeria and cradled her in my palm, then lifted her in front of my face.

I saw that her eyes were bright blue, and though they were wide I saw no fear.  She rested the side of her head against the heel of my hand, and I could feel her delicate cheek and eyelashes.

This was weird.

Elisabetta shared my discomfort with this development.  “Release the Princess at once!” she sputtered.  I kept my eyes on Valeria.

“You can eat her, you know,” Valeria said softly.  I goggled.  Elisabetta didn’t seem to have heard correctly.

“It’s true,” continued Valeria more clearly.  “I overheard my father say she was expendable if it bought peace.”

I pursed my lips.  “Interesting,” I said as I grabbed Elisabetta, my fingers constricting her about her hips and chest.  I tried to gauge how much meat she had on her bones.

It wouldn’t have been the first time.  Where I came from, it’s kind of a cultural expectation.  I had long ago decided it wasn’t a necessary part of my life, but now it was back again, right here in my hand.

I glanced at Valeria, whose mouth had opened slightly in anticipation.  “Go ahead!” she trilled.

“Val, you rotten brat!” shouted Elisabetta.

I wrinkled my nose.  “I can’t eat her while she’s wearing all that.  Who knows how many pins and whale-bones are in there.”

“Just rip her clothes off, then!” goaded Valeria.  Elisabetta started struggling so suddenly and fiercely that I almost dropped her.

I returned Valeria to the tabletop, grabbed my wine cup and drained it, then stood Elisabetta on the table and contained her with my inverted cup.  Fresh cries of outrage indicated I probably didn’t get all the wine.

I rested my forearms on the table and lowered my head to get a closer look at Valeria while she giggled at Elisabetta’s predicament.

“So you really wanted to come all this way to…get married?” I asked.

She clasped her hands behind her back and made a coquettish sweep with one foot.  “I had to!  You have no idea how stifling that court is.”

“But your family.  Your friends.”

“None of them could ever hold me as you just did.”  She caressed my pinky with her soft shoe.

I didn’t know what was happening.  She was close enough to smell.  “What is that,” I asked, “some sort of flower?”

She narrowed her eyes and smiled.  “Honeysuckle.”

I said nothing for several moments.  “You know,” I said finally, “I half-expected them to put a seamstress in a fancy dress and try to pass her off as a princess.  I wouldn’t have known the difference.”

“Three months is more than enough time for me to improve your appreciation,” she said.  “With your permission.”

Before I could say another word, she stepped forward and kissed me on the tip of my nose.

I slowly lifted my head and sat back in my chair, stretching out my arms before linking my fingers behind my head.  I watched helplessly as Valeria kicked off her shoes, walked to the edge of the table, hiked up her dress, sat and dangled her bare legs over the edge before crossing them and clasping her top knee with her hands.

I still had no idea what I had gotten into.  All I knew was that it was time for dessert.


Author’s Notes – Contest Version

When I decided to enter this contest with this theme, I set myself a couple of extra requirements:

1) I wanted to write about a “true” male giant, a man unnaturally larger than “normal people.” I’ve done a number of stories about “normal-sized” men interacting with tiny people, but I think that’s qualitatively different than a building-rattling dude coming to town.

2) I thought my male giant should be the protagonist, and to best immerse myself in the mindset I determined that the story would be a first-person narrative. I didn’t want him to be a cipher or a “force of nature.”

Although I’m very happy with the result, I have to admit that, by keeping the story entirely on Gorj’s island, I still haven’t portrayed a male giant interacting with a smaller society or infrastructure, provoking all sorts of wild reactions from the tiny populace. I suppose that’s something I’m still working up to.

I was tickled to see that “Arabella’s Decision” by Oishi1 took the same basic setup and went in an entirely different direction.  I like the idea of these two stories being compared and contrasted.

Initially, I was so happy with the revised draft of this story I thought not to post the earlier, longer version. But, seeing as I have no particular desire to be used as toilet paper just yet, here it is.

34 thoughts on “Accommodations

  1. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    There were a number of high fantasy stories with this edition of the contest, but this was my favorite. I loved the dynamic between giant and tiny. I’m not usually a fan of vore, but the way Valeria put her chaperone under the bus was wickedly comical. Bravo.

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    1. Thank you very much! When I initially conceived of this story, I had no idea whether I’d actually depict vore, but Valeria’s proposal was always intended to shock everyone.


  2. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    This story suited the theme very well. I loved the willing Val. If this story were to continue, I would hope he wouldn’t harm Elisabetta but show her her place. The story was paced well and showed true emotions. Great work!

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  3. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    This was really sweet–one of my three favorite of the bunch. I read the stories in alphabetical order, and this one really set a high bar and stayed there. I loved Valeria’s playfulness, especially in teasing about Gorj eating the chaperone, and I loved Gorj’s confusion by the entire situation. I pictured him like Shrek, just wanting to be left alone and then thrust into this bizarre, but really fun situation. I really want to know what happens next!

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    1. Thank you! For whatever reason, it never occurred to me that my story would come first in alphabetical order, but I immediately decided I would be okay with whatever advantage my story derived therefrom.

      I’m a little taken aback, because while I never consciously considered it, the Shrek analogy is all-too-apt. Because it’s in Gorj’s POV, I never needed to descrbe him, but now I won’t be able to avoid picturing him green. I draw the line at the Scottish accent, however.


      1. This comment came from me. I absolutely adored your story. It stayed with me throughout the contest. The two of them are distinct characters that really ended up complementing each other. Twas a fun take!

        And I’m sorry if now you’ll see Gorj as green! 😉


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        1. No worries. Fiona was hotter as an ogre; fight me.

          Seriously, I’m glad people had fun reading this one; I grinned throughout the dialogue (which I wrote fast; the setup took much more work).



  4. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    An interesting tale. I’m not sure if Princess Valeria was teasing her chaperone Elisabetta, or if she really was trying to convince the giant Gorj to eat, and thus murder, Elisabetta. Perhaps, that point could have been made clearer.

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    1. Valeria has clearly decided that she no longer has to Play By The Rules. Imagining her backstory, her history with Elisabetta, and her inner thoughts about giants are necessary to make that scene work. Gorj is probably still working that out.


  5. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    A little tale of courtships, giants and princesses that surely plays with Gorj’s first-person narration, as the reader is as confused as him with all the (unnecessary) protocol. It’s a well-explained cultural clash, and we learn to empathize with the princess, who’s far from a stereotype and shows genuine interest in the protagonist, and with the giant himself.

    All the narrative invites you to know more about Gorj and Valeria, as in the few moments they share a mutual curiosity, and a nice relationship is born from it. Even if it didn’t take them too long, how their trust was built felt natural.

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  6. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    This one had solid fundamentals. Good pacing. Solid and varied character interactions. To be honest, the moment where the ambassador had to ask for Gorj’s name because he had previously forgotten to ask briefly pulled me out of the story and required some suspension of disbelief.

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    1. If you have a look at the first draft, you’ll see that I was dissatisfied with how much time the embassy took up. I really didn’t want to go into dialogue there, but I also didn’t want Gorj to introduce himself to the reader in narrative. In my mind, the embassy was too terrified of Gorj to ask his name the first time, and the fellow who proposed the “date” was initially a very junior diplomat. None of this would be apparent to Gorj, of course, who thinks of humans as pests. Still, you’re right that it’s inelegant.


    1. Yeah, I really had no idea what was going to happen after Valeria dropped her proposal. I didn’t want Gorj to become any less imposing, but there wasn’t enough room to do justice to anyone, so the “climax” was the shift in his attitude.


  7. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    What an absolutely splendid little story; the first-person perspective really helps sell the narrative, and the cynical, antisocial giant is a wonderful character. Mind you, all the characters have very distinct personalities and I adore them. Valeria works beautifully as the minxy little power-sub that she is. Let’s hope nothing too terrible happens to the poor handmaid.

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    1. Thank you very much. With a space this tight, I knew I had to engage the reader immediately. I love writing dialogue, so I’m glad you found it compelling.


  8. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    I enjoyed Gorj for his pragmatism, just wanting to stay away from trouble, but of course it had to come out and find him. This story sets up a series very well, what with the delightful Valeria and meddlesome chaperone, with interruptions by the ambassador. While it feels like more has to happen, you satisfactorily wrapped up the conflict and left it with Gorj intrigued by his new mate.

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    1. “This feels like part of a larger story” is a common (and commonly-deserved) response to many stories in this contest, and I’ve decided to take it as a compliment, insofar as it implies that the characters and plot feel organic and coherent. It’s always a struggle to find a satisfactory ending, so I’m glad you were as diverted as Gorj was.


  9. GiantJuly19 Anonymous Evaluator Feedback

    I think the thing I liked the most about this was definitely Gorj’s voice, which was oh so delightfully blunt and matter-of-fact. Everyone’s playing at Court and propriety while all he wants to do is stay in his home and not be bothered. He’s as flummoxed as everyone else, bar Valeria.

    I did laugh when he mentioned the reason for sparing Elizabetta were the pins and whalebones of her outfit. That said, I wouldn’t have been surprised to hear if Valeria was more conniving than she let on.

    Overrall this was a cute story that made me smile all the way through. My only suggestion of possible critique would be that the sections describing the ambassador and his behavior (“unctuous”, “obsequiously”, etc.) were all a little too distinct from the tone of the rest of the narration. That said, maybe that was the intention?

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    1. Excellent! I love making people laugh with my stories. I probably didn’t consider Gorj’s voice too closely, except to delicately balance his self-pity against his patience. I think that, for at least the first half of the story, Gorj regards the ambassador as his adversary for having contrived the whole situation, and that probably provoked him to use the fancy words. I’d like to say it was my intention to have Gorj mock the ambassador, but really it was just me being smarmy.

      Thanks for your thoughtful feedback.


  10. Loved this so much. From the laid back personality of the giant to the tension created when the princess turned on her chaperone. There’s a cruelty wrapped in sweetness in the latter that I really appreciated. Beautifully done.

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    1. Thanks a lot. I think the most fun was trying to convey what must have happened back at Theodoric’s court using the fewest indications possible. That Valeria was so widely appreciated tells me it worked.


  11. Your signature authorship giveaway is linguistic ambush, I begin to see. A dancing between the prosaic and the florid. A danger carefully wrapped in pleasant wording. I’m not attracted to giants thematically since they are always tiny to me anyway, but your story was a delight to read because of its playfulness and fun visuals.

    Names are always important to me, and I like the names you picked for your characters. It may be nitpicky of me, but I don’t much care when a tiny’s name is “George” or a giantess goes by “Susan”. I don’t dwell bitterly on it because I have picked pedestrian names for my own characters as well, but interesting names just make a story so much better. “Gorj” is appropriate and playful.

    I like Valeria’s flirting, easy nature. Your story is one of the few I would like to see continued.

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    1. A dancing between the prosaic and the florid. A danger carefully wrapped in pleasant wording.

      I like the sound of that, but could you perhaps give an example?

      I worried about Gorj’s name, too. Something about (male) giants requires them to have monosyllabic names. “Look out! Here comes Euripedes!” No, it’s gonna be “Rip.”

      I’m glad you want to see more. Three months is a long time. I could see doing another scene or two as they all get cabin fever. Ambassador Unctuous might even get a real name.

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      1. I’ll give you more than one example as soon as I get the chance!

        That’s interesting that you say that, because I tend to give my tiny characters very long names. They stay in my head only so far, with the exception of one WIP. But yeah, short names fit giants very well.

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        1. Tinies compensate by giving themselves long names and multiple titles.

          I almost compiled a list of all the names of the giants this time around. I was really fond of Lump. (Grawp. Paul. Gog. Gorm. All sound like eructations, to be blunt.)

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