Go read Jitensha’s recap of SizeCon 2020 and hold your pervhood cheap whiles she speaks.

SizeCon 2020 is happening this weekend, and although I’m not attending, I’m still deriving a vicarious buzz.  A bunch of size enthusiasts will be having the vertiginous experience of going public for the first time, and size veterans will be meeting friends old and new.  All throughout this weekend, I will pause from my labors, cast a thought to New Jersey, and feel both a shiver and a warm thrill.

I will be there in lexical form, and for now that will have to do.