Hey wouldya look at that; the topic for July’s Size Riot quarterly size fantasy flash-fiction contest that I voted for (in the runoff) actually won.  To be clear, I don’t consider “Butts” or “Romance” to be proper topics but rather as elements that are always eligible to be included in my stories, whatever the topic.  I wasn’t sure I would be able to participate in the first version of the contest, but this topic is a shoo-in.

You have until June 30 to sign up.

Size Riot July 2020 – ACAB

The Biggest Protestor by GTSX-3D

I knew which topic for July’s Size Riot quarterly size fantasy flash-fiction contest was going to win as soon as I saw the ballot.  I didn’t vote for “Smashing Cops,” but I have no problem with it getting the most votes.

I have mixed feelings about current events creeping (or smashing) into porn fantasy (or fantasy porn).  My main objection is that it is very hard to do well.  Amateur size fantasy is hard enough on its own without introducing one’s political opinions, which are often less coherent or thought-through than one’s sexual perversions.  My last foray into politically-charged size fantasy was cathartic for me, but I have no idea how successful it was for others, either as a political statement or as a wank.

On the other hand, passionate writing is some of the best writing, and many people’s passions are roiling these days, so perhaps this is a proper way to speak to the moment.  I don’t know how sexy this batch of stories will be, but I remain curious how my fellow size writers will rise to the challenge.  Personally, I’m going to have to consider how to avoid repeating my most vicious cop-smashing scene.

ETA:  “Smashing Cops” is out.  You have 24 hours to vote for one of the four runners-up.

Destroy Police Culture | End Qualified Immunity | Justice In Housing, Education, Employment


Size Riot July 2020 – Nominate a Topic

Worthless by KryptonLives

The Size Riot quarterly size fantasy flash-fiction contest is going forward this July, and you have the opportunity to nominate a topic.  You are allowed to nominate one topic and a secondary choice.  Nominations close on June 16, final voting will run from June 17 through June 26.  Sign-ups are, of course, open immediately.

Help us choose our next size shenanigans!

War Stories

War Stories

This one is for Arctic Giantess, Toll_Orialcon, and everyone on the front lines.  GentleApril20 entry.  Author’s Notes at bottom.


The new resident, Brian, backed through the breakroom doors with his arms held out in front of him, bent up at the elbows like a surgeon.  Like all of us, now.  He didn’t notice me as he went straight to the sink, tapped the footplate for hot water, collected some soap, and began scrubbing.

I waited until he was done before speaking.  “Take a load off, Brian.”

He put on fresh gloves, made some coffee in the Keurig, snagged a chair with his foot, then lowered his mask to sip the bitter brew.

“How long you been on?” I asked.

He squinted at the wall clock.  “Comin’ up on forty hours.  You?”

“Almost the same, but I just had a four-hour nap in my car, so it’s all good.”

Brian shook his head.  “I didn’t sign up for this.”

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GentleApril20 – Under The Wire


So, when I got up this morning, I had written 680 words of my story for GentleApril20, the deadline for submission to which being, um, tonight.  I just finished editing and submitting it.  I actually feel pretty good about this, because I had a firm idea of what I wanted to do before April even started, and this was one of many month-end deadlines I was able to juggle, pandemic nonwithstanding.

It was fun to write, and I hope you like it.  Great success!