Well, I had me a man, turned him into a pet
I showed him all the things that he’d ever wanna get
Whee-e, and then I set him free
Now, there’s one on Twitter who’s hurtin’ in the feels
‘Cause I didn’t wanna put him right under my heels
Hi-i, that’s not my style
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
‘Cause I’m the biggest babe that they couldn’t get to stay
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
They always wanna shrink, but they never wanna play
Crushes and the sna-a-acks, they taunt me,
As a-a-ants they want me
To make ’em sma-a-all
They won’t step back
Crushes and snacks
Had a Tumblr lover who was really into vore
I coughed him right up, don’t see him no more
Now, now, I couldn’t keep him down
I want him cute in the palm of my hand
So I’m looking for a guy who truly understands
My, my, that’s what I like
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
‘Cause I’m the biggest babe that they couldn’t get to stay
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
They always wanna shrink, but they never wanna play
Crushes and the sna-a-acks, they taunt me,
As a-a-ants they want me
To make ’em sma-a-all
They won’t step back
Crushes and snacks
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
Sniffin’ around my shoes and crawlin’ on my plate
Just you wait, they gonna show up today
They always wanna shrink, but they never wanna play
Crushes and the sna-a-acks, they taunt me,
As a-a-ants they want me
To make ’em sma-a-all
They won’t step back
Crushes and snacks
Originally posted: 17 Jul 2017
El Amante Menguante 