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Category: Size humor
From the Archives – 20200330
Added one page to Olo’s Greatest Tumblr Hits:
|Gullivr, the giant/tiny dating app!
Finally, a site where I can be a size queen and not get shit over it.
08 Jun 2015
Gonna Last Considerably Longer Than 20 Seconds
I’m working from jar until further notice.
I didn’t come here just to moisten your dick
This the most hilarious and inspired tweet from Omnishambles. If you can’t see the image, here’s the text:
Hello everybody! I’m new to this chat
And so, to begin with, I’d like to say that
It really is crazy, if you stop to think
How all of us guys hope that one day we’ll shrink.
Wait, what, you like growth? Sorry, that I’m not getting.
I’d sooner be shrunk in an intimate setting
Her one and her only, being her toy alone
That seems pretty optimal. Each to their own!
What’s that? You’re a female? Neato, I guess.
(I cower at the sight of the cruel giantess.)
How mighty you look when you rise up and then
Take revenge upon all of the scared tiny men!
Beg pardon? There’s women down there too, you say?
Oh. Sorry, I should have suspected you’re gay.
It’s just that in my mind, the women I meet
All want to smear little guys under their feet.
You’ve got to be joking – you’re not into vore?
Then what are you even signed up in here for?
Can you even prove that you’re really a chick?
I didn’t come here just to moisten your dick.
So– oh. Oh, you’ve blocked me. That’s terribly rude
But what do I care, ’cause you’re clearly a dude.
This place is a graveyard. By why must it be?
That there’s no-one as into the fetish as me?
The un-self-conscious entitlement of far too many size roleplayers that Ominshambles deservedly skewers here is very simple to remedy: remember that your preferences are not universal, and everyone deserves to have their own desires accommodated and respected. Always ask before presuming what people are into, and graciously desist when there is no explicitly-given consent to proceed. If not everyone’s having a good time, what’s the point?
Throwing away 2019 like…
Source: Sheik The Geek
A long-suffering size perv is trapped aboard the Satellite of Fluff and is tortured by a couple of sadistic scientists who keep beaming up mainstream size content and forcing the size perv to watch it. To stay sane, our prisoner monologues to themself as to how unrealistic the characters act, pointing out the logical flaws and inconsistent sizes, and ad-libbing lewd dialogue.
I Pledge Excellent Service
So I saw this here, and I knew I had to make my own version…
Image source: ArcticGiantess